Nix the Chicks

The story:
The Dixie Chicks are rumoured to be breaking up after the Grammys.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Dixie Chicks dunzo
Best Week Ever says: Does the Dixie Chicks breaking up mean we've finally won the war on terror?
Celebitchy says: The Dixie Chicks are going to split up
Dlisted says: Don't break up Dixie Chicks
I'm Not Obsessed says: Dixie Chicks to split after Grammys?
Seriously? OMG! WFT?! says: Are the Dixie Chicks breaking up?

Who said it best:
Like Britney and panties, Seriously? OMG! WFT?! doesn't think the breakup will last:

Even if they were to split, you know they will have a reunion tour in a few years.

Dylan not a Star Wars fan

The story:
Bob Dylan does not like the way his *character* is portrayed in Factory Girl.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Ancient curmudgeon displeased with 'Factory Girl'
Defamer says: Bob Dylan understandably pissed about Hayden Christensen's version of himself in 'Factory Girl'
Hollywood Rag says: Bob Dylan vs The Factory Girl
Seriously? OMG! WFT?! says: Bob Dylan tries to shut down Factory Girl?

Who said it best:
A Socialite's Life thinks Dylan won't have a problem once he actually sees the movie:

Dylan must not have seen the Star Wars prequels. Anakin Skywalker wasn't convincing anyone of anything.

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Andy is a dick

The story:
Andy Dick used the 'n' word on stage in a desperate bid for attention.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Proof that Andy Dick has overplayed the "offensive" card
CelebSlam says: Now Andy Dick hates black people
Defamer says: Andy Dick not ready to give up his beloved n-bombs
Dlisted says: Andy Dick wants you to read this
The Superficial says: Andy Dick hops on the bandwagon

Who said it best:
A Socialite's Life knows which of Santa's list Andy is looking to be on:

In the spirit of Michael Richards and Mel Gibson, Andy Dick decided it was his turn to play "naughty celebrity."

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We may have seen our last fake celebrity coke booger

The story:
Mario Lavandiera is being sued by the top seven paparazzi agencies in the US for copyright infringement.


The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Perez Hilton off to court
Celebitchy says: Britney's vag marked the end of an era
Faded Youth says: It has been a bad week for Perez Hilton
Jossip says: X17 sues Perez Hilton - for real this time
TMZ.com says: Perez Hilton sued for $7.5 million

Who said it best:
A Socialite's Life doesn't believe everyone out there is dismayed at this news:

Somewhere, Lance Bass, Neil Patrick Harris, T.R. Knight, Jesse Metcalfe, Matt Dallas, and Jodie Foster are clinking champagne glasses and howling with laughter. Clay Aiken has already passed out after drunk dialing Perez several times, at first pretending he was Paris and feigning sympathy, and then screaming "suck it, nerd!" and hanging up.

PETA critiques celeb fashion

The story:
Nicole Richie topped PETA's 2006 worst dressed list.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: PETA's after Nicole Richie
Best Week Ever says: PETA picking of every tiny actress
Popsugar says: Do you agree with PETAs worst dressed?
The Superficial says: Nicole Richie pisses off PETA
Tabloid Whore says: PETA unveals 2006 worst dressed list

Who said it best:
Best Week Ever is grateful for the critique:

Nicole’s a bitch, Ashley’s anorexic, Christina has a giant forehead and Eva plays a whore on TV. If those aren’t reasons to stay away from fur, I don’t know what is. Thanks PETA!

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Heidi's Stud Farm

The story:
Heidi Fleiss has hired Mike Tyson to be the main attraction at her Nevada brothel for women.


The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: You sexy beast
A Socialite's Life says: Want to f**k Mike Tyson?
Celebitchy says: Mike Tyson to be a male prostitute for Heidi Fleiss
Celebrity Hijinx says: Why pay when he'll rape you for free?
Dlisted says: Oh sick! Mike Tyson's gonna be a hooker!
Tabloid Whore says: Heidi Fleiss gives Mike Tyson a job at the stud farm

Who said it best:
Dlisted thinks there may be a niche market for Tyson out there:

Ok if you’re into a rape fantasies or getting banged by Mickey Mouse then this could work for you.

If the network fits, you must watch sh*t

The story:
OJ Simpson will appear on a new Fox tv special talking about how he hypothetically could have killed Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown.


The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: OMG OJ, just stop talking
Best Week Ever says: OJ hypothetically confesses to hypothetically killing two people. Hypothetically.
Defamer says: Fox anticipates huge ratings for upcoming reality special, 'When (and if) former Heisman trophy winners (were to) attack'
Dlisted says: O.J. is doing what?
Hollywood Rag says: O.J. Simpson must have killed her
Mollygood says: Well, first I would find a glove that, get this, doesn't quite fit
Tabloid Whore says: OJ to tell in television interview how he "hypothetically" killed Ron and Nicole

Who said it best:
Best Week Ever wonders about the title of the new show:

Fox has dubbed it “the interview that will shake the nation.” Because “the interview that will sneak up on the nation and stab them numerous times” would be just a little too much. Hypothetically.

Image via Hollywood Rag

Heidi Klum rules Halloween

The story:
Heidi Klum's non-slutty "apple and serpent" costume was a blogger favourite this Halloween.


The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Heidi Klum's Halloween bash
Celebitchy says: Heidi Klum's Halloween costume
Dlisted says: Heidi Klum's hot costume
Haute Gossip says: Now THIS is how you do Halloween
Hollywood Rag says: Heidi Klum does Halloween right
Mollygood says: Heidi Klum, the rotund temptress
Popsugar says: Heidi and Seal get biblical
The Superficial says: Heidi Klum and Seal get in the Halloween spirit

Who said it best:
Dlisted wishes other celebrities would follow Heidi's example:

See, this is how you do it celebrities! Show some damn imagination. I mean Parasite just wears her damn lingerie.

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Limbaugh thinks MJF is fakin' the shakin'

The story:
Rush Limbaugh thinks that Michael J Fox stopped taking his Parkinson's medication before filming a stem cell research ad in order to appear as sick as possible.


The combatants:
Best Week Ever says: The Daily Douche: Rush is retarded, as usual
The Superficial says: Rush Limbaugh is an asshole
Defamer says: Rush Limbaugh almost positive Michael J Fox will drop the Parkinson's act if somebody yells 'fire'
Popsugar says: Rush Limbaugh is an a**hole
A Socialite's Life says: Rush Limbaugh's an ass
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Rush Limbaugh has it all figured out
Dlisted says: Fakin' the shake?
Hollywood Rag says: Rush Limbaugh disses Michael J Fox

Who said it best:
A Socialite's Life may have found the reason behind Limbaugh's attack:

And I can honestly feel sympathy for Rush, because I know--unlike most people--that he also suffers from a grave affliction against which he has no defense--diarrhea of the mouth. That's also why his head's so puffy and swollen--because of all that shit just dying to get out.

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Someone's gay and someone's fired

The story:
TR Knight announces that he is gay and Isiah Washington might be canned for outing him.


The combatants:
Defamer says: Grey's Anatomy choke-gate drives tv doctor from closet
Popsugar says: Will Dr Burke get kicked off Grey's?
A Socialite's Life says: By George, Grey's Anatomy actor TR Knight confirms he's gay
Tabloid Whore says: Sorry ladies, TR Knight likes the boys
Pen15 Club says: Who knew TR stood for Top Reciprocating?
Celebitchy says: Nasty gay slur behing Gray's on-set fight
Dlisted says: I'm not sure who TR Knight is, but he's come out
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Grey's Anatomy gets gay

Who said it best:
Pen15 Club wonders about the possible domino effect of Knight's admission:

We wish Knight the best, and we hope his courage inspires others in his situation - *cough* Neil Patrick *cough* Harris - to follow suit.

Image via Tabloid Whore

Did you mean Johnny Carson?

The story:
Page Six mistakenly printed a picture of Carson Daly for a story about Carson Kressley.

The combatants:
Celebrity Hijinx says: Carson, Who?
Popsugar says: Wow, Carson sure looks different
A Socialite's Life says: Is this Carson Kressley?
Best Week Ever says: Page Six slams Carson Daly from behind
Dlisted says: I didn't even notice

Who said it best:
If a picture is worth a thousand words, then I guess Page Six is the winner here (and be sure to check out the lovely picture of Carson Kressley they put up when they fixed the error).

Image via Dlisted

Hilary all growed up - has her own stalker!

The story:
Hilary Duff filed a restraining order against two men who she claims are stalking her.



The combatants:
The Superficial says: Hilary Duff is being stalked
Popsugar says: Hilary's scary stalker
A Socialite's Life says: Hilary Duff and Joel Madden live in terror
Tabloid Whore says: Hilary Duff stalked by homeless Russian
Yeeeah says: Hilary Duff has a stalker
Mollygood says: Hilary and Joel have not a stalker, but multiple stalkers
CelebNewsWire says: Hilary Duff: too important for just one stalker
Celebitchy says: Hilary Duff terrified by stalkers
Dlisted says: Somebody's trying to kill Hilary Duff!
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Hilary Duff and Joel Madden might die
Hollywood Rag says: Hilary Duff is running scared

Who said it best:
A Socialite's Life has some advice for any would be Duff-stalkers:

These two dudes are in for a rude awakening. Because Ms. Duff looks nothing like her rosy-cheeked Lizzie McGuire personna. Have you seen her lately? Sunken cheeks, lank hair, lust for human brains so that she can keep mindlessly shambling across the countryside. The only way to kill her nowadays is with a swift decapitation. And her mouth would still be opening and closing and trying to brainlessly discuss her shitty new movie and maybe eyeliner. Take note, potential stalkers.

Image via A Socialite's Life