Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Heidi Klum rules Halloween

The story:
Heidi Klum's non-slutty "apple and serpent" costume was a blogger favourite this Halloween.


The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Heidi Klum's Halloween bash
Celebitchy says: Heidi Klum's Halloween costume
Dlisted says: Heidi Klum's hot costume
Haute Gossip says: Now THIS is how you do Halloween
Hollywood Rag says: Heidi Klum does Halloween right
Mollygood says: Heidi Klum, the rotund temptress
Popsugar says: Heidi and Seal get biblical
The Superficial says: Heidi Klum and Seal get in the Halloween spirit

Who said it best:
Dlisted wishes other celebrities would follow Heidi's example:
See, this is how you do it celebrities! Show some damn imagination. I mean Parasite just wears her damn lingerie.
Image via Celebitchy

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Thursday, October 26, 2006

She'll beat a bitch (again)

The story:
Naomi Campbell arrested yet again for assault, this time on her drug counselor.


The combatants:
The Superficial says: Naomi Campbell never not beating people
Tabloid Whore says: Naomi Campbell scratches the shit out of her therapist
Popsugar says: Naomi attacks and arrested again
A Socialite's Life says: Naomi Campbell's hands of mass destruction strike again!
Mollygood says: My question is, why was Naomi Campbell's drug counselor stealing her jeans?
Yeeeah says: Naomi Campbell can't stop hitting people
Celebitchy says: Naomi Campbell scratched a drug counselor on the face and chest
Dlisted says: Naomi Campbell, please report to the principal's office
Hollywood Rag says: Naomi Campbell arrested for scratching

Who said it best:
Dlisted thinks Naomi better be very choosy about who she picks on next:
One day Naomi is going to mess with the wrong ghetto bitch. Seriously, I want one of those chicks just to take her down. Is Shanna Moakler looking for a job?
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