If the network fits, you must watch sh*t

The story:
OJ Simpson will appear on a new Fox tv special talking about how he hypothetically could have killed Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown.


The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: OMG OJ, just stop talking
Best Week Ever says: OJ hypothetically confesses to hypothetically killing two people. Hypothetically.
Defamer says: Fox anticipates huge ratings for upcoming reality special, 'When (and if) former Heisman trophy winners (were to) attack'
Dlisted says: O.J. is doing what?
Hollywood Rag says: O.J. Simpson must have killed her
Mollygood says: Well, first I would find a glove that, get this, doesn't quite fit
Tabloid Whore says: OJ to tell in television interview how he "hypothetically" killed Ron and Nicole

Who said it best:
Best Week Ever wonders about the title of the new show:

Fox has dubbed it “the interview that will shake the nation.” Because “the interview that will sneak up on the nation and stab them numerous times” would be just a little too much. Hypothetically.

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