We may have seen our last fake celebrity coke booger

The story:
Mario Lavandiera is being sued by the top seven paparazzi agencies in the US for copyright infringement.


The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Perez Hilton off to court
Celebitchy says: Britney's vag marked the end of an era
Faded Youth says: It has been a bad week for Perez Hilton
Jossip says: X17 sues Perez Hilton - for real this time
TMZ.com says: Perez Hilton sued for $7.5 million

Who said it best:
A Socialite's Life doesn't believe everyone out there is dismayed at this news:

Somewhere, Lance Bass, Neil Patrick Harris, T.R. Knight, Jesse Metcalfe, Matt Dallas, and Jodie Foster are clinking champagne glasses and howling with laughter. Clay Aiken has already passed out after drunk dialing Perez several times, at first pretending he was Paris and feigning sympathy, and then screaming "suck it, nerd!" and hanging up.