Friday, October 13, 2006

Hilary all growed up - has her own stalker!

The story:
Hilary Duff filed a restraining order against two men who she claims are stalking her.

The combatants:
The Superficial says: Hilary Duff is being stalked
Popsugar says: Hilary's scary stalker
A Socialite's Life says: Hilary Duff and Joel Madden live in terror
Tabloid Whore says: Hilary Duff stalked by homeless Russian
Yeeeah says: Hilary Duff has a stalker
Mollygood says: Hilary and Joel have not a stalker, but multiple stalkers
CelebNewsWire says: Hilary Duff: too important for just one stalker
Celebitchy says: Hilary Duff terrified by stalkers
Dlisted says: Somebody's trying to kill Hilary Duff!
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Hilary Duff and Joel Madden might die
Hollywood Rag says: Hilary Duff is running scared

Who said it best:
A Socialite's Life has some advice for any would be Duff-stalkers:
These two dudes are in for a rude awakening. Because Ms. Duff looks nothing like her rosy-cheeked Lizzie McGuire personna. Have you seen her lately? Sunken cheeks, lank hair, lust for human brains so that she can keep mindlessly shambling across the countryside. The only way to kill her nowadays is with a swift decapitation. And her mouth would still be opening and closing and trying to brainlessly discuss her shitty new movie and maybe eyeliner. Take note, potential stalkers.

Image via A Socialite's Life



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