Tuesday, January 02, 2007

New Year's Eve canoodles, pt 2

The story:
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo were seen sucking face in New York City where she was hosting the MTV Goes Gold New Year's Eve countdown.


The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Out with the old, in with the new for Nick Lachey
Hollywood Rag says: Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo kiss
Lainey Gossip says: Nick and Miss Vanessa: MTV pda
Mollygood says: Vanessa kisses Nick, goodbye her job in live tv
Popsugar says: Nick and Vanessa's NYE kiss
Yeeeah says: Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo go for gold, tongue

Who said it best:
Lainey Gossip is happy for the lovebirds:
Her game is so convincing, you have to be happy for a man who has found his Miss Sweetly Servile after too many years of enduring Miss Stupid.
Image via A Socialite's Life

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Let's hope it was filmed post-Knoxville

The story:
Rumours are swirling about a Jessica Simpson - Nick Lachey sex tape that may have fallen into the wrong hands (ie Papa Joe Simpson).


The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Jessica Simpson's dad owns a video camera
CelebNewsWire says: Jessica Suckson caught on tape
Egotastic says: Jessica Simpson sex tape!!!!!!
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Jessica Simpson has a sex tape
Tabloid Whore says: Jessica and Nick named in latest sex tape rumor
Yeeeah says: Jessica Simpson sex tape

Who said it best:
I Don't Like You In That Way worries about the tape's effect on Nick:
If anybody should be horrified about seeing this sex tape, it's Nick Lachey. It'd be like a Vietnam vet hearing a firecracker.
Image via Egotastic

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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Newlywed no more

Image via Smells Like Snark
The story:
In Nick Lachey's recent interview with Rolling Stone, he talks about the end of his marriage to Jessica.

The combatants:
The Superficial says: Nick Lachey wishes he caught Jessica Simpson cheating
Celebrity Hijinx says: Ruminations by Nick Lachey
US Weekly Online says: Nick tells all!
Perez Hilton says: Nick Lachey - "Joe Simpson is evil"
Defamer says: Nick Lachey admits he was fired from his marriage
Lainey Gossip says: Nick Lachey's perfect move
Popsugar says: Nick's sensitive interview

Who said it best:
The Superficial is all about true hard-hitting journalism:
"Would it be totally inappropriate if I claimed Jessica Simpson cheated on Nick Lachey with her father? I don't have any sources or anything, but I do have a sneaking suspicion."

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