Deviated septum?

The story:
Jennifer Aniston reportedly had work done on her nose to correct a deviated septum.


The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Jennifer Aniston gives the ol' schaz an overhaul
Best Week Ever says: Jen will become prettier than Angelina, even if it takes all the plastic surgery in the world
Dlisted says: Did Aniston get a nose job?
I'm Not Obsessed says: Jennifer Aniston had work done on her nose
Lainey Gossip says: Deviated septum is the new appendicitis
Mollygood says: Jen changes noses mid-fame
Popsugar says: The one where Jennifer Aniston fixes botched surgery
The Superficial says: Jennifer Aniston gets another nose job

Who said it best:
The Superficial may have found the real reason behind the repair work:

This all feels like a sad attempt to get Brad Pitt back. Next she's gonna get some boob implants, hire some model/actor to play her boyfriend, and then accidentally run into Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at their home wearing lingerie. "Oh, what are the odds of seeing you here? Oops, I dropped my pencil."

Image via Yeeeah

New nose, now she's perfect

The story:
Cameron Diaz had her nose fixed because she couldn't breathe properly after breaking it.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Cameron Diaz still claims her nose job is medically necessary
Dlisted says: Cameron Diaz: "I'm perfect!"
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Cameron Diaz finally got her schnoz fixed
Popsugar says: Cameron is perfect
The Superficial says: Cameron Diaz talks about marriage, her new nose

Who said it best:

I Don't Like You In That Way is not buying Cameron's reasons for the surgery:

Which, of course, would be a great excuse if we didn't know she's always had a big man-honker.

Image via A Socialite's Life

No Moore saggy knees

The story:
Demi Moore had plastic surgery on her knees.


The combatants:
Popsugar says: Demi's body cost a lot of money
A Socialite's Life says: Demi Moore continues her body upgrade
Celebitchy says: Demi Moore got cosmetic surgery - on her knees
Yeeeah says: Demi Moore has fat saggy knees
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Demi Moore has new knees

Who said it best:
Yeeeah understands Demi's need for maintenance:

There is nothing worse on a woman than a set of flabby, sagging knees. I can look past a lazy eye or a hairlip or even cystic boils, but knee flab? Please.

Image via Popsugar

Tara's plastic surgery sag-a continues

The story:
Tara Reid scores an US Weekly cover talking about her boob troubles.

The combatants:
Defamer says: Tara Reid regrets not clarifying what she meant by "just make them bigger, ok?" for her doctor
Popsugar says: Tara's bad boobs
The Superficial says: Tara Reid talks about her messed up body
Pen15 Club says: Everybody hates Tara's tits
A Socialite's Life says: Tara Reid cops to plastic surgery nightmare
Tabloid Whore says: Tara Reid admits her boobs and belly look like shit, lands a cover
Lainey Gossip says: Tara Reid: Ghetto tit regret
Mollygood says: Tara Reid parlays self-inflicted body tragedy into magazine cover
CelebNewsWire says: The Ballad of Tara Reid's boobs: a tragedy
Celebitchy says: Tara Reid comes clean about her botched plastic surgery
Dlisted says: Tara Reid gets a cover of a magazine!
Yeeeah says: Tara Reid surgery shocker

Who said it best:
Popsugar isn't buying Tara's story:

She asked for Bs - oh please - those things ended up being more than Cs.

Image via US Weekly Online

New boobs?

The story:
Tara Reid reportedly had a breast reduction.

Image via Haute Gossip

The combatants:
Haute Gossip says: Did Tara get her boobs done AGAIN?
Defamer says: Tara Reid's breasts, career reduced
Popsugar says: Tara's breasts get downsized
Mollygood says: Tara Reid downgrades order from full to half rack
Hollywood Rag says: Tara Reid gets another boob job

Who said it best:
Defamer explains the reduction in boobage:

Tara Reid has finally decided that her surgically overenhanced breasts were distracting from her acting talent, and recently underwent a reduction to restore the public's focus on her mastery of craft.

Her nose is as real as her singing

The story:
Ashlee Simpson had a nose job - or did she?

Image via The Superficial

The combatants:
Popsugar says: Ashlee's new nose
Tabloid Whore says: It's Jessica, no it's Ashlee, no Jessica, no it's Ashlee
Dlisted says: Ashlee Simpson's maybe means yes
US Weekly Online says: Ashlee Simpson not really sure if she got a nose job
The Superficial says: Ashlee Simpson is a liar
Perez Hilton says: Introducing Asslee Simpson's new nose

Who said it best:
Although Popsugar called the denial in their May 3 story, The Superficial fills Ashlee in on why her reflux won't be able to explain this one away:

Somebody should explain to Ashlee about the magic of photography.