Deviated septum?

The story:
Jennifer Aniston reportedly had work done on her nose to correct a deviated septum.


The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Jennifer Aniston gives the ol' schaz an overhaul
Best Week Ever says: Jen will become prettier than Angelina, even if it takes all the plastic surgery in the world
Dlisted says: Did Aniston get a nose job?
I'm Not Obsessed says: Jennifer Aniston had work done on her nose
Lainey Gossip says: Deviated septum is the new appendicitis
Mollygood says: Jen changes noses mid-fame
Popsugar says: The one where Jennifer Aniston fixes botched surgery
The Superficial says: Jennifer Aniston gets another nose job

Who said it best:
The Superficial may have found the real reason behind the repair work:

This all feels like a sad attempt to get Brad Pitt back. Next she's gonna get some boob implants, hire some model/actor to play her boyfriend, and then accidentally run into Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at their home wearing lingerie. "Oh, what are the odds of seeing you here? Oops, I dropped my pencil."

Image via Yeeeah

Is Jen crying over Brad's babies?

The story:
Tabloid reports say that Jennifer Aniston is still upset about her break up with Brad, especially when confronted with photographic evidence of his happy family life.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: I hope someone gives Jen Aniston good news for Xmas
Defamer says: Inevitable tabloid report: pictures of perfect Jolie-Pitt baby plunges Aniston into depths of despair
I'm Not Obsessed says: Do you think Jen Aniston still cares about Brad Pitt?
Lainey Gossip says: Jen: tears and yoga
Popsugar says: Friends worried about Jen

Who said it best:
A Socialite's Life understands how Shiloh's picture could have this effect on Aniston:

The very least that Fate could have done for Jen was to give her some kind of imperfection--but unfortunately for her, that baby is definitely still in the running toward becoming America's Next Top Model.

Image via US Magazine

It's official: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn were having a relationship

The story:
Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have broken up.

The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: A Jennifer Aniston black dress moment
A Socialite's Life says: Aniston and Vince Vaughn over - wasn't that already kind of a done deal?
Celebitchy says: The prolonged breakup - Vaughn and Aniston
CelebNewsWire says: Vaughniston split over Hungarian indiscretion
Defamer says: Aniston and Vaughn break up again, probably for real this time
Dlisted says: Jen and Vince break up for real
Faded Youth says: The Break-Up
The Gilded Moose says: Jennifer Aniston, Harriet Tubman call it quits
Glitterati Gossip says: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn: Hollywood's most famous un-couple break up
Haute Gossip says: No love for Jen?
Hollywood Rag says: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn: it's really over!
I'm Not Obsessed says: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have broken up
Lainey Gossip says: Jennifer Aniston, eternal victim
Mandy's Mind is Gossipy says: Vaughniston breaks up, no Oprah special planned
Mollygood says: Jen and Vince split, horror of horro--wait, they were still together?
Popsugar says: Jen and Vince call it quits
Seriously? OMG! WTF?! says: I guess there isn't going to be a sequel to The Break Up
The Superficial says: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn really break up this time
Tabloid Whore says: It's finally official: Jen and Vince are finished
What Would Tyler Durden Do says: Vince and Jennifer are done

Who said it best:
Defamer knows who ended this *relationship*:

It seems that a committee of interested publicists, agents, lawyers, producing partners, and film executives have finally decided that Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston can finally end their loose, unconvincing public association as a Hollywood power couple and pursue separate careers

Image via Faded Youth

The end of a romance

The story:
Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have called it quits.


The combatants:
Defamer says: Selfish Aniston and Vaughn split, showing little consideration for the upcoming DVD release of their break-up-themed movie
Celebitchy says: In case you still care, Jen and Vince are really over supposedly
Mollygood says: Aniston a little too 'needy' and not enough 'Wilson brother' for Vaughn
A Socialite's Life says: The Break-Up - for real
Dlisted says: It's over for Jen and Vince
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are done
Popsugar says: Jen and Vince - the real life break up
Lainey Gossip says: Jennifer Aniston vs US Weekly

Who said it best:
Defamer seems a little cynical about the timing of this story:

We sincerely hope that the unwelcome publicity that is sure to surround the dissolution of their union doesn't harm the financial prospects of the movie, which regardless of its sell-through rate, will remain a beautiful cinematic testament to a relationship that burned too brightly.

Jen and Vince #1

The story:
The Break Up was the weekend's box office winner.

Image via Haute Gossip

The combatants:
Haute Gossip says: The Break Up cleans up
A Socialite's Life says: Jennifer Aniston gets a break
Mollygood say: Take a look at Jen now, Brad Pitt, if you can pry yourself away from your crying, drooling, pee bag
Defamer says: Monday morning box office: Jen and Vince end Ratner's reign
Popsugar says: The Break Up scores
US Weekly Online says: The Break Up totally kicks XMen 3's ass
I Don't Like You In That Way says: You probably saw The Break Up

Who said it best:
IDLYITW sees a long career ahead for Jen:

That doesn't mean that Jennifer Aniston is a horrible person, it just means that she's a shitty actress. Not to worry, she'll still find work. She has perky tits and a nice haircut. In Hollywood, that's the equivalent of a Master's Degree and an MCSE.

"Friends With Money" friend defends "Friends" friend

The Story:
Catherine Keener tells Jill Rappaport to lay off Aniston-Vaughn marriage rumours.

The Combatants:
Celebrity Hijinx says: Bitter with baggage seeks same
Glitterati Gossip says: Jen makes the rounds
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Jennifer Aniston won't answer
The Bosh says: Jennifer Aniston stops talking - for a minute

Who said it best:
The story was lame, but Celebrity Hijinx came up with a winner of a headline.