Justin and Cameron break up, again

The story:
According to Star Magazine, Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have called it quits.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Justin confirms it?
Best Week Ever says: Cameron not getting d*** in a box?
Celebitchy says: Are Justin and Cameron finally over?
Celebrity Hijinx says: Rode the train to Splitsville for New Year's?
Defamer says: Did Justin Timberlake give Cameron Diaz a dump in a box this Christmas?
Hollywood Rag says: Justin Timberlake wants Scarlett Johansson
Mollygood says: Justin's New Years splash
Popsugar says: Are JT and Cameron really over?
The Superficial says: Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake may be broken up
What Would Tyler Durden Do says: Timberlake is single, Jessica is not

Who said it best:
Defamer has some advice for Cammy to get her over the heartbreak:

Diaz might do well to take a page from her most recent disappointing chick flick screen heroine, and perhaps get out of town for a while by swapping homes with fellow cross-the-pond starlet dumpee Sienna Miller--the more distance the better as Justin goes about the guilt-free gifting of his box to groupies in the coming months.

Image via Star Magazine

New nose, now she's perfect

The story:
Cameron Diaz had her nose fixed because she couldn't breathe properly after breaking it.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Cameron Diaz still claims her nose job is medically necessary
Dlisted says: Cameron Diaz: "I'm perfect!"
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Cameron Diaz finally got her schnoz fixed
Popsugar says: Cameron is perfect
The Superficial says: Cameron Diaz talks about marriage, her new nose

Who said it best:

I Don't Like You In That Way is not buying Cameron's reasons for the surgery:

Which, of course, would be a great excuse if we didn't know she's always had a big man-honker.

Image via A Socialite's Life

Yo, no pictures

The story:
Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz got into a tussle with the paparazzi outside a party.

Image via X17 online

The combatants:
Popsugar says: Justin Timberlake takes action
Tabloid Whore says: Justin Timberlake almost beats down a 'razzi
Dlisted says: Cameron Diaz claims photographer tried to run over her ass!
The Superficial says: Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake almost murdered
Hollyscoop says: Cameron Diaz files police report
A Socialite's Life says: Justin gives the paparazzi what they want
Mollygood says: Hey look, Justin and Cameron are totally still together
Celebitchy says: Justin freaks at paparazzi
Hollywood Rag says: Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake go nuts
Best Week Ever says: When stars attack: sexy smack
Hollywood Gossip Whores says: Cameron Diaz claims photog tried to run her down
Celebrity Hijinx says: Don't piss off my boyfriend

Who said it best:
Tabloid Whore comes away with the best photo caption:

"Oh Justin, save your muscles for someone who deserves them, you beefcake!"