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The story:
Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz got into a tussle with the paparazzi outside a party.

Image via X17 online

The combatants:
Popsugar says: Justin Timberlake takes action
Tabloid Whore says: Justin Timberlake almost beats down a 'razzi
Dlisted says: Cameron Diaz claims photographer tried to run over her ass!
The Superficial says: Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake almost murdered
Hollyscoop says: Cameron Diaz files police report
A Socialite's Life says: Justin gives the paparazzi what they want
Mollygood says: Hey look, Justin and Cameron are totally still together
Celebitchy says: Justin freaks at paparazzi
Hollywood Rag says: Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake go nuts
Best Week Ever says: When stars attack: sexy smack
Hollywood Gossip Whores says: Cameron Diaz claims photog tried to run her down
Celebrity Hijinx says: Don't piss off my boyfriend

Who said it best:
Tabloid Whore comes away with the best photo caption:

"Oh Justin, save your muscles for someone who deserves them, you beefcake!"