Who could it be?

The story:
Nicole Richie posted a *blind* item on her MySpace.


The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: Nicole Richie gains a few pounds and a backbone
A Socialite's Life says: I'm guessing Nicole's split with Rachel Zoe wasn't too amicable
Best Week Ever says: Anorexic finger pointing escalates to poorly worded, error-ridden MySpace blog
Celebitchy says: Nicole Richie vs. Rachel Zoe, it's on
CelebNewsWire says: "Tasty former stylist skewers" -- the closest Nicole Richie gets to food
Defamer says: Nicole Richie's MySpace blog a place for writing blind items about former friends
Dlisted says: Nicole Richie's blind item
Hollywood Rag says: Nicole Richie posts blind item
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Rachel Zoe is a good guess
I'm Not Obsessed says: Nicole Richie vs Rachel Zoe: the battle continues
Mollygood says: Raisin lettuce face cup vs. N-rich: fight

Who said it best:
A Socialite's Life isn't really taking sides, but...:

In the stylist's defense, I have to give her some credit for making Nicole look half-way human.... Does anyone else recall a lot of pink halter tops and denim shorts way back on The Simple Life season one?

Is this item supposed to be blind?

The story:
Page Six's new blind item seems to point directly at Pixie Mixie Nicole Richie.

The combatants:
CelebNewsWire says: Rhymes with "Mipole Blitchie"
Dlisted says: Did Nicole Richie get gastric bypass?
Haute Gossip says: You guess, I guess
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Nicole Richie is an easy guess
Mollygood says: Total mystery you'll never guess who item
Tabloid Whore says: Gastric bypass?
The Superficial says: Nicole Richie may have had gastric bypass surgery

Who said it best:
CelebNewsWire is as stumped as the rest of us:

Damn you, New York Post! Why must you be so vague? Why couldn't you add some specific details so we could figure out this inpenetrable riddle?

Image via Mollygood