Rosie and Donald and Barbara, oh my

The story:
Barabara Walters has been dragged into the feud between The Donald and Rosie.

The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: As the war slowly becomes a quagmire
A Socialite's Life says: Rosie and Trump: round 34,673 alpha quadrant niner
Celebitchy says: Trump can't let it go
Celebrity Hijinx says: Somebody fire Donald Trump
Defamer says: Donald Trump sends Rosie O'Donnell and family his regards
Dlisted says: Trump's letter to Rosie
Faded Youth says: Round 10
Haute Gossip says: More schoolkid mudslinging, Trump styles
I'm Not Obsessed says: Donald Trump writes to Rosie O'Donnell
Lainey Gossip says: Cagematch at The View
Seriously? OMG! WTF?! says: Round whatever: Rosie vs The Donald
What Would Tyler Durden Do says: Rosie got PWN3D. Again. Bad.

Who said it best:
Agent Bedhead doesn't see an end in site to this one:

The Rosie O’Donnell-Donald Trump feud was amusing for about ten minutes, but now the inevitable has happened. It’s become ugly and tedious and interminable, because both of these people are physically incapable of shutting the hell up.

Image via Celebrity Hijinx

Combover vs Clamshell

The story:
Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell are engaged in a war of words which stems from her opinion about his handling of the Miss USA scandal.

The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: The Donald's Christmas gift to humanity
A Socialite's Life says: Trump sends Rosie Christmas greetings, refers to her as a clam
Best Week Ever says: Best showdown ever: Rosie v. Trump
Celebitchy says: Rosie vs. Trump in the 8th grade battle of the put downs
CelebNewsWire says: Rosie and Trump not feeling holiday love
Celebrity Hijinx says: Celebrity deathmatch 9: Rosie vs THE Donald
Defamer says: All Donald Trump wants for Christmas is for his lawyers to stick their hands into Rosie's fat-ass pockets
Dlisted says: Will they oil wrestle already?
Faded Youth says: Round 3!
Hollywood Rag says: Donald Trump quote of the day
I'm Not Obsessed says: Rosie O'Donnell vs Donald Trump: was it called for?
Lainey Gossip says: Trump on Rosie: Queen sized temper
Popsugar says: Trump and Rosie's crazy feud
Seriously? OMG! WTF?! says: Round 1: Rosie vs the Donald
The Superficial says: Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell battle it out
Yeeeah says: The Donald and O'Donnell face off

Who said it best:
Yeeeah is not impressed with Trump's witty repartee:

Ah, the “fat loser” card. The moral high road. Donald Trump just effectively out-douched the most unlikeable woman on television in one fell swoop.

Image via A Socialite's Life

The View gets a little gayer

The story:
Extra reports that Rosie O'Donnell is replacing Meredith Viera on The View.

Image via popbytes

The combatants:
Popbytes says: Rosie will co-host The View!
Glitterati Gossip says: Rosie O'Donnell pulls up a chair on The View
Dlisted says: Star Jones is shaking in her Payless Shoes!
Popsugar says: Rosie to join The View
Defamer says: We're going to need a bigger couch: Rosie to join 'The View'
Celebrity Hijinx says: A Lesbian View
Perez Hilton says: Rosie O'Donnell to replace Meredith Vieira on The View

Who said it best:
Dlisted takes the headline (I feel another Celebrity Bitchslap coming on!), and Celebrity Hijinx says what's on everyone's mind:

I figured they'd go for someone a little..say...younger, thinner and straighter.

Whack-Job Supermodel vs 200lb Lesbian

Image via The Superficial

The story:
Rosie O'Donnell wants to give more than just a verbal smackdown to repeat abuser Naomi Campbell.

The combatants:
Celebrity Hijinx says: I'll smack a bitch
Hollywood Tuna says: Rosie O'Donnell wants a piece of Naomi Campbell
The Superficial says: Rosie O'Donnell challenges Naomi Campbell

Who said it best:
Gotta love Celebrity Hijinx' improvised dialogue in the headline. The Superficial and Hollywood Tuna both note that a repeat abuser like Campbell would likely win this celebrity death match, and I'll give this one to H-Tuna for this:

You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see Naomi Campbell beat Rosie O’Donnell’s with a cell phone.

I can think of a few other celebs to add to that list!