Mel's love child

The story:
A 29-year old Australian woman is claiming that she is Mel Gibson's love child.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Mel Gibson: racist babydaddy?
Celebitchy says: 29-year old claims to be Mel Gibson's illegitimate daughter
Defamer says: Mel Gibson's alleged back-of-a-station-wagon love child just needs a troubled father figure to help her through her thirties
Dlisted says: Is this Mel Gibson's long lost family?
Faded Youth says: Mel Gibson's secret love child!!!!!
Seriously? OMG! WFT?! says: Is this Mel Gibson's love child?
The Superficial says: Mel Gibson has secret illegitimate children

Who said it best:
Faded Youth is sure that Mel will have a quick comeback:

When Mel was asked for comment he denied any knowledge of the situation, adding, "The Jews did it!"

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What I meant to say was...

The story:
Mel Gibson mea culpa's with Diane Sawyer.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Mel Gibson still working on damage control
Defamer says: The Mel Gibson Redemption Tour: Part 1, drunkards and monsters
Popsugar says: Mel is still sorry
Best Week Ever says: Mel-o-drama
Tabloid Whore says: Diane Sawyer interviews Mel Gibson
Hollyscoop says: Mel's first interview details
Gabsmash says: Mel Gibson speaks up
Dlisted says: Mel Gibson should eat his own bullshit

Who said it best:
Best Week Ever hazards a guess to how the interview will play out:

“No, I’m glad we’re doing this too. Now, do you have any more questions SugarTits?”

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Braveheart meets his match

The story:
Mel Gibson is putting his Malibu manse up for sale as he no longer wants to live next door to the chaos that is the Spederlines.

Image via Best Week Ever

The combatants:
Haute Gossip says: Even Mel is sick of Spederline
Defamer says: Mel Gibson driven out of Malibu by white trash neighbors
Popsugar says: Britney and Kevin drive Mel Gibson away
Mollygood says: You could be Britney Spears neighbour (all you need is a few million and a love for chaos)
Best Week Ever says: Federlines torture Mel Gibson into retreat
Tabloid Whore says: Mel Gibson puts house up for sale. Has had enough of sinful Spears/Federline clan
What Would Tyler Durden Do says: Britney Spears drives people away
A Socialite's Life says: Mel Gibson's tired of living near Britney Spears

Who said it best:
Best Week Ever gives us a glimpse at what Mel might be seeing from his kitchen window:

When you own a 24 million dollar mansion, you shouldn’t have to wake up every morning to the sounds of Kevin’s awful hip-hop and Britney’s tortured sobbing, intermingled with the smells of unchanged diapers and the cheap weed K-Fed’s “posse” is smoking.