Crack addled whore can't take no more!

The story:
Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from Bobby Brown.

Image via Dlisted

The combatants:
Celebrity Hijinx says: She won't always love hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
Mandy's Mind is Gossipy says: Whitney Houston drops Bobby like it's hot
I Don't Like You In That Ways says: Whitney is divorcing Bobby
Mollygood says: Whitney and Bobby to Di to the Vorce
Tabloid Whore says: Oh yes, Whitney Houston files for divorce from Bobby Brown
A Socialite's Life says: Can I get an amen?
Dlisted says: Whitney Houston files for legal separation! Will file for divorce!
Popsugar says: Whitney Houston files for separation
Defamer says: Whitney Houston back on the dating scene
The Superficial says: Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown separate
Lainey Gossip says: Whitney is the old Britney

Who said it best:
Mollygood is concerned about the impact on Bobby's "career":

So, I'm guessing that upcoming seasons of Being Bobby Brown will include a lot less pulling fecal matter out of one another's orifices? Probably for the best.

Houston, we have a problem

The story:
Whitney Houston's sister-in-law claims Miss Thang is not only cracked-out, but also gay and addicted to sex toys.

The Combatants:
Dlisted says: Whitney is a beast for pussy
The Bosh says: Whitney Houston loves lesbian sex
Perez Hilton says: New Whitney scandal - crack turned her into a power dyke

Who said it best:
The win has to go to Dlisted - truth in journalism people!