Stone + Slater = crazy

The story:
Christian Slater and Sharon Stone are dating.

The combatants:

A Socialite's Life says: Basic Instinct 3: Home for the holidays, starring Christian Slater and Sharon Stone
CelebNewsWire says: Christian Slater places untamed heart under Shazza Stone's Christmas tree
Dlisted says: Sharon Stone's special Christmas elf
Glitterati Gossip says: Sharon Stone and Christian Slater hook up
Hollywood Rag says: Sharon Stone is dating Christian Slater
Popsugar says: Christian Slater goes cougar hunting
Starpulse says: Sharon Stone and Christian Slater are dating

Who said it best:
A Socialite's Life is really looking forward to the work the demise of this one will provide:

This can't possibly end without violence and/or someone's possessions being thrown on someone's front lawn--and until that happens, I'll be here waiting. With my laptop. So I can blog about it.

Image via A Socialite's Life

Stone lacks class

The story:
Sharon Stone flew first class from NY to LA while her 9 month old son sat in coach with the nanny.

The combatants:
Defamer says: Sharon Stone's baby flies hospitality class
The Superficial says: Sharon Stone is the best mom ever

Who said it best:
Headlines are neck and neck, but Defamer wins with this line of copy:

"we have a hard time condoning her habit of using a small-dog cargo cage to transport Laird on and off her many air travel commitments"