She's got legs, she knows how to use them

The story:
Mariah Carey has supposedly insured her legs for $1 billion.

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The combatants:
Popsugar says: Mariah's legs are worth billions
Mollygood says: Mariah Carey's legs are more important than you are
Dlisted says: Mimi's $1 billion legs!
A Socialite's Life says: Mariah Carey insures her stumps for $1 billion

Who said it best:
Popsugar is looking out for Mimi's best interests:

I hope she shaves very carefully from now on.

I've got an album coming out

The story:
Christina Aguillera and Mariah Carey don't like each other.

Image via Dlisted

The combatants:
Tabloid Whore says: Quote of the Day
A Socialite's Life says: Diva Bitchfest: Mariah Carey vs Christina Aguillera
Dlisted says: Xtina vs Mimi: it's on!
US Weekly Online says: Feud alert! Xtina vs Mariah
Popsugar says: The latest diva feud: Mariah vs Christina
Celebrity Hijinx says: Celebrity Deathmatch 2: Mariah vs Christina
Perez Hilton says: Celebrity bitchfight, diva edition

Who said it best:
Celebrity Hijinx has an idea for reconciliation that I would definitely tune in for:

I think these two should have a mini-pageant with a talent competition where they can out-shriek each other and a wardrobe competition where they can out-skank each other. Throw in a little hair pulling and we have ourself some network TV. I recommend Britney Spears, Cher and George Michael as the celebrity judges.