She's got legs, she knows how to use them

The story:
Mariah Carey has supposedly insured her legs for $1 billion.

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The combatants:
Popsugar says: Mariah's legs are worth billions
Mollygood says: Mariah Carey's legs are more important than you are
Dlisted says: Mimi's $1 billion legs!
A Socialite's Life says: Mariah Carey insures her stumps for $1 billion

Who said it best:
Popsugar is looking out for Mimi's best interests:

I hope she shaves very carefully from now on.