Keira Knightley is skinny

The story:
Keira Knightley spent some time on the beach in Hawaii with her boyfriend.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Keira Knightley shows off her bikini bod
Celebitchy says: Keira Knightley in a bikini shows her relationship, diet are super-controlled
Dlisted says: Skinny ho
Egotastic says: The Keira Knightley nipple slip that almost was
Faded Youth says: Beach Body Alert: Keira Knightley edition
Hollywood Rag says: Keira Knightley is ultra fragile
I'm Not Obsessed says: It is your DUTY to go and eat a twinkie right now!
Lainey Gossip says: Keira Knightley: nature or torture?
Mollygood says: Keira narrowly avoids nip slip while showing off her washboard abs
Seriously? OMG! WTF?! says: Keira Knightley and her boyfriend both have six packs
The Superficial says: Keira Knightley is way too fat
What Would Tyler Durden Do says: Keira is in Hawaii. Hawaii, yaay!

Who said it best:
I'm Not Obsessed had a strange reaction to the photos:

I just got so hungry. Is that normal?

Image via Flynetonline

Pirate's treasure: a sunken chest

The story:
Keira Knightley denies being anorexic, despite showing up at the Pirates of the Caribbean premiere looking like a treasure chest of bones in Davy Jones locker.

Image via Haute Gossip

The combatants:
Haute Gossip says: Keira Knightley NOT anorexic, thank you very much
Dlisted says: Sweaty disco crack-ho
The Superficial says: Keira Knightley isn't anorexic
Hollywood Rag says: Keira Knightly blasts anorexia claims
What Would Tyler Durden Do says: Keira Knightley is just fine

Who said it best:
There seems to be a general feeling of disbelief out there regarding Kiera's denials. Haute Gossip put it best:

Keira says she's does NOT have an eating disorder, in fact she's shocked we all think so. What does she expect when she shows up looking like a Solid Gold dancer coming off a 3 day bender?