Pirate's treasure: a sunken chest

The story:
Keira Knightley denies being anorexic, despite showing up at the Pirates of the Caribbean premiere looking like a treasure chest of bones in Davy Jones locker.

Image via Haute Gossip

The combatants:
Haute Gossip says: Keira Knightley NOT anorexic, thank you very much
Dlisted says: Sweaty disco crack-ho
The Superficial says: Keira Knightley isn't anorexic
Hollywood Rag says: Keira Knightly blasts anorexia claims
What Would Tyler Durden Do says: Keira Knightley is just fine

Who said it best:
There seems to be a general feeling of disbelief out there regarding Kiera's denials. Haute Gossip put it best:

Keira says she's does NOT have an eating disorder, in fact she's shocked we all think so. What does she expect when she shows up looking like a Solid Gold dancer coming off a 3 day bender?