Gwynnie says Yanks are dumb

The story:
Gwyneth Paltrow told a Portuguese newspaper that, "The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans."

The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: Gwyneth Paltrow is still whining
A Socialite's Life says: Gwyneth Paltrow is patriotic
Celebitchy says: Did Gwyneth actually say this?
Defamer says: Gwyneth Paltrow wants America to know that it's no Europe, but it's ok too
Dlisted says: She's still talking?!
Faded Youth says: Gwynnie is at it again!
Hollywood Rag says: Gwyneth Paltrow says Americans are boring
I'm Not Obsessed says: Gwyneth Paltrow hates...I mean loves America
Lainey Gossip says: Gwyneth Paltrow, the snotty backpedal
Mollygood says: Gwyneth Paltrow loves America, just doesn't want to be seen with it in public
The Superficial says: Gwyneth Paltrow can't get her foot out of her mouth
What Would Tyler Durden Do says: Gwyneth Paltrow is an idiot

Who said it best:
Agent Bedhead is certain Gwyneth may have a short-term memory problem:

She seems to lack the seventh-sense of irony, but I do find it rather amusing to hear an actress bitch about the follies of capitalism when she accepted $3.6 million for a three-minute cameo appearance.

Another apple falls from the tree

Getty Images (2) via US Weekly

The story:
Gwyneth Paltrow gave birth to a baby boy named Moses over the weekend.

The combatants:
Celebrity Hijinx says: Fishsticks has a guppy
The Superficial says: Gwyneth Paltrow gives birth to Moses
Popsugar says: Welcome Moses Martin
Perez Hilton says: World Exclusive! Gwyneth and Chris welcome a baby boy
US Magazine Online says: Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin welcome a baby boy!
Dlisted says: Moses?!

Who said it best:
I am sad to report that not everybody took this opportunity to mock The Gwyneth and her choice of names - some offered what might even be construed as actual congratulations. For shame! I expect better of you people! However, we can always count on The Superficial:

It must have been tough for them to try and pick a name even worse than Mortimer or Capone, but I think they really outdid themselves.