Another apple falls from the tree

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The story:
Gwyneth Paltrow gave birth to a baby boy named Moses over the weekend.

The combatants:
Celebrity Hijinx says: Fishsticks has a guppy
The Superficial says: Gwyneth Paltrow gives birth to Moses
Popsugar says: Welcome Moses Martin
Perez Hilton says: World Exclusive! Gwyneth and Chris welcome a baby boy
US Magazine Online says: Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin welcome a baby boy!
Dlisted says: Moses?!

Who said it best:
I am sad to report that not everybody took this opportunity to mock The Gwyneth and her choice of names - some offered what might even be construed as actual congratulations. For shame! I expect better of you people! However, we can always count on The Superficial:

It must have been tough for them to try and pick a name even worse than Mortimer or Capone, but I think they really outdid themselves.