Love's resolutions

The story:
Courtney Love published a list of New Year's resolutions on her website.


The combatants:
CelebNewsWire says: Courtney Love: new year, new horse
Celebrity Hijinx says: New Years Recseroautions./sr. I mean 'resolutions'
Defamer says: Courtney Love pledges to stay pissed off, block out demon voices in '07
The Gilded Moose says: The Gilded Moose Red Pen: Courtney Love's New Year's resolutions
I'm Not Obsessed says: Courtney Love's New Year's resolution list
Metadish says: Courtney Love has a big year ahead of her
Mollygood says: Courtney Love is sooooo over her pony
Tabloid Whore says: Courtney Love takes on the New Year

Who said it best:
Celebrity Hijinx has some additions for Love's already lengthy list:

I can think of at least one additional, painfully obvious resolution - learn how to spell...or learn how to use spell/grammar check. Maybe that could be incorporated into her "learn at least three new skills" resolution. Courtney Love might be sober but her keyboard is getting drunker and drunker as the list goes on...

She looks clean anyway

The story:
Courtney Love has a new book out, and is sporting a new look while out doing PR.


The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Courtney gives blonde pirates a bad name
Dlisted says: Note to Courtney: glasses don't always make you look smart
The Gilded Moose says: Breaking: Courtney Love intelligent
Haute Gossip says: If THIS is what sober looks like...
Mollygood says: Are we sure that Courtney Love is sober?
Popsugar says: The Courtney Love diaries
Tabloid Whore says: Dirty Blonde: The Diaries of Courtney Love hits stores today

Who said it best:
The Gilded Moose doesn't Love the new look:

You know we love this woman more than Cold Stone itself, but she is seriously just two bad sitcom punchlines away from becoming Tina Yothers again.

Image via Haute Gossip