Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Star is outta there!

The story:
Star Jones Reynolds announced she will be leaving The View after 9 seasons. She later told People magazine that her contract was not renewed and she feels like she has been fired.

The combatants:
Dlisted says: Star Jones announces the obvious
A Socialite's Life says: Star Jones claims she was fired from The View
Tabloid Whore says: Star Jones to announce this week she's getting the hell outta The View
Best Week Ever says: The View's falling Star
Mollygood says: A room with no 'View' for Star Jones
Janet Charleton's Hollywood says: She's ready for her close up
Pen15 Club says: Pop the cork on that bottle of gravy: Star Jones Reynolds fired from The View
Celebitchy says: Star Jones says she was fired from The View
US Weekly Online says: Star Jones leaves big chair to fill on The View
Popsugar says: Star was fired
Defamer says: Star Jones leaves 'View' to spend more time with gay husband
The Superficial says: Star Jones gets fired

Who said it best:
Best Week Ever manages to perfectly describe Star's announcement:
If you didn’t catch this morning’s two minutes of faux affection and genuine awkwardness as Star Jones formally announced her long forseen departure from The View, here’s the clip so that you can more closely examine the nuances of her co-hosts’ Oscar-worthy portrayals of supportive friendship, and then lament the fact that you’ll never get to see Star and future host Rosie O’Donnell angrily try to eat each other to death.

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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Star out, Al still in closet

The story:
Rosie O'Donnell engineers Star Jones' exit from The View this year.

Image via Dlisted
The combatants:
Popsugar says: Bye-bye Star Jones
Tabloid Whore says: Enjoy the view walking out the door Star!
A Socialite's Life says: Star Jones is saying Sayonara to The View
US Weekly Online says: Star Jones to plug self into unemployment line
Dlisted says: The fall of a star
Perez Hilton says: Ding dong, the witch is dead!
Defamer says: Star Jones leaving 'View' for exciting opportunity to wallow in obscurity

Who said it best:
A Socialite's Life is on the money as to the downside to this dismissal:
People would have tuned in droves to watch the unpleasantness on set between Jones and O'Donnell.
I know I would love to see Star getting a daily bitchslap from Rosie about Big Gay Al and his gender issues.

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