It was no thriller

The story:
Michael Jackson's comeback performance at the World Music Awards sucked, after he performed part of "We Are The World" and not "Thriller" as expected.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: World Music Awards crowd goes gaga over Michael Jackson
Best Week Ever says: Fear and loathing at the World Music Awards
Celebitchy says: Michael Jackson doesn't do Thriller, warbles some of We are the World
Defamer says: Faces of career death: Michael Jackson's failed comeback
Dlisted says: Jacko fails to thrill
Hollywood Rag says: Michael Jackson's comeback was a bust
Mollygood says: Michael Jackson is the world
Popsugar says: Michael Jackson cost the WMAs a lot
The Superficial says: Michael Jackson sucks balls, not childrens

Who said it best:

Best Week Ever gets inside Jackson's red carpet performance:

If you’ve ever wondered what it might sound like inside the batty brain of Michael Jackson, I would say it’s one part Hunter S. Thompson on a 4 day ether binge, one part Blue’s Clues, one part Liz Taylor and one part scary boat ride from the original Willy Wonka movie.

Floppy hats are back in fashion

The story:
Michael Jackson was seen in St Tropez 'disguised' as a woman.



The combatants:
Defamer says: Michael Jackson hits the streets of St Tropez in mom jeans and pumps
A Socialite's Life says: It's a drag for Michael Jackson
Tabloid Whore says: Michael Jackson dressed as a chick or just some random lady?
Mollygood says: Morning Mess: Jacko's fancy shoes
Celebitchy says: Michael Jackson dressed as transvestite in St Tropez
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Michael Jackson sure is purty
Dlisted says: Miss Jackson if you're nasty!
Hollywood Rag says: Michael Jackson becomes a woman

Who said it best:
Defamer praises Jacko's parenting:

No high heels or handbags for little Paris however--until the young lady is a little bit older, those accessories are just for daddies.

Image via Dlisted