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The story:
Kevin Federline is reportedly shopping a sex tape that he made with Britney Spears when they first got together.

The combatants:
Celebitchy says: Will Kfed get $50 mil for a real sex tape?
CelebNewsWire says: Federlines only marketable asset: Britney sex tape
Dlisted says: Is Kfed selling the Britney sex tape?
Egotastic says: This Britney Spears sex tape has been brought to you by Kevin Federline
Glitterati Gossip says: Is Kfed blackmailing Britney?
Hollywood Rag says: Kevin Federline might sell a sex tape
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Britney Spears is almost a porn star
Mollygood says: ...but do we really want to see Kevin's O-face?
The Superficial says: Kevin Federline to sell sex tape
Yeeeah says: Britney sex tape to hit the net

Who said it best:

CelebNewsWire is getting a little tired of the Federlines:

It's official: For every day until the end of time (or at least until Britney's demise in a bizarre poisoned hair-extension accident) you will encounter a minimum of three gossip items concerning Britney Spears and/or Kevin Federline.