Introducing - Whoress!

The story:
Paris Hilton has a new perfume on the market.


The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: Hurry, don't miss your chance
A Socialite's Life says: Paris Hilton leaves her scent in Dublin
Haute Gossip says: What are we going to name Paris' new fragrance?
Mollygood says: Who are you and what have you done with Paris' face?
Popsugar says: Paris debuts her Heiress

Who said it best:
According to A Socialite's Life, the more things change the more they stay the same:

When Paris Hilton isn't stinking up the United States, she's across the ocean doing more of the same.