At least she's hired a driver

The story:
Lindsay Lohan called Paris Hilton as a c*nt to paparazzi outside an LA nightclub.




The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Lindsay Lohan has a potty mouth
Best Week Ever says: Sizzler: Lohan calls Paris a crotch-related epithet, uses less imagery
Celebrity Hijinx says: The C-word
Dlisted says: Lindsay calls Paris a C-U-Next-Tuesday
Egotastic says: Lindsay Lohan: "Paris Hilton is a c*nt."
Haute Gossip says: Firecrotch vs Parasite
Hollywood Rag says: Lindsay calls Paris Hilton a c**t
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Paris is a c*unt and Lindsay is see-through
Mollygood says: Lindsay sees Paris' firecrotch and raises her a c*nt
The Superficial says: Lindsay Lohan says mean things about Paris Hilton

Who said it best:
Best Week Ever is impressed with Lindsay's phraseology:

Unlike Brandon Davis, who’s the Shakespeare of shouting pointless drunken celebrity insults at nearby cameras, it would appear that Lindsay Lohan prefers her prose to be more short and to the point - sort of like a Hemingway of the ho-bag set.

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