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The story:
Denise Richards threw a paparazzo's laptop over a balcony, reportedly striking an elderly woman or two in the arm.

The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: Denise Richards joins the league of evil
A Socialite's Life says: The Mounties were after Denise
Best Week Ever says: Denise Richards injures 80 year old woman in wheelchair
Celebitchy says: Denise Richards throws a laptop off a balcony, hits a senior in a wheelchair!
CelebNewsWire says: Denise Richards hates grandmas
Defamer says: Denise Richards paparazzi rampage leaves 2 laptops, 1 senior injured
Dlisted says: Laptops. Old people. Skanks. Paparazzi.
Hollywood Rag says: Pamela's pet turtle farts, Denise Richards attacks senior
Lainey Gossip says: Breaking: Denise Richards hurts senior citizen!!!
The Superficial says: Denise Richards attacks the handicapped

Who said it best:

Best Week Ever is thinking ahead to the holiday season:

The real tragedy of all this? That no one was on hand to capture pictures of Richards in all her post-traumatic-divorcee rage. Can you say Sheen Family Christmas Card?