It's over!

The story:
Jude Law and Sienna Miller have announced the end of their *relationship* to People magazine.

The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: Jude Law and skanky girlfriend break up for good, again
A Socialite's Life says: Jude Law and Sienna Miller: the final break up?
CelebNewsWire says: Sienna Miller officially free to explore non-monogamy
Dlisted says: They'll be back together in a couple of hours
Egotastic says: Sienna Miller and Jude Law split for Good now
Haute Gossip says: It's finally over!
Hollywood Rag says: Sienna Miller and Jude Law split for good
Lainey Gossip says: About Jude and Sienna
Mandy's Mind is Gossipy says: Jude and Sienna, I hear the 3rd time is the charm
Mollygood says: Jude and Sienna break up, once more with feeling
The Superficial says: Jude Law and Sienna Miller call it quits

Who said it best:
Mollygood tries to show some compassion:

Jude Law and Sienna Miller have grown sick of making each other less attractive and have called it quitsies again. I almost care, but can't really figure out why either of these people are more than marginally famous.