Hey there sailor

The story:
Lindsay Lohan wore a revealing shirt with a fugly anchor on it.

The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: This way to the passenger loading area
CelebNewsWire says: Lindsay Lohan: c-word, c-through
Egotastic says: Lindsay Lohan's nipples are here...and here
The Superficial says: Lindsay Lohan shows some nipple
Yeeeah says: Lindsay can't keep her mouth or her naughty bits in check

Who said it best:
According to CelebNewsWire, Lindsay's just looking out for her sex life:

Oh, and furthermore, speaking of c-words, Lindsay's multitudinous beaux must be having a problem finding hers--although by this point we've all seen it so often that our three-year-old cousin can draw it from memory--because she's now taken to donning a map to the treasure