Knocked up heiress, no not Paris

The story:
Anna Nicole Smith confirmed that she is pregnant.

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The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: The Anna Nicole Smith pregnancy is out of the bag
Tabloid Whore says: God help us. Yep, Anna Nicole Smith is pregnant
Best Week Ever says: Anna Nicole confirms her pregnancy
Mollygood says: Anna Nicole will demonstrate the effects of diet pills on infants
US Weekly Online says: Anna Nicole Smith pregnant with doomed child
The Superficial says: Anna Niccole Smith confirms pregnancy

Who said it best:
Mollygood finds some good news in this story:

Things are suddenly looking up for all the Frances Beans and Sean Prestons of the world, Anna Nicole Smith has finally admitted to being pregnant.