Janet's tall (thin) tale

The story:
Janet Jackson lost 60 pounds in 4 months.

Image via Haute Gossip

The combatants:
US Weekly Online says: US Exclusive: How Janet Jackson lost 60 pounds in 4 months
Perez Hilton says: The Burning Question
Haute Gossip says: Ya Right. How dumb do we look?
Celebrity Hijinx says: Tell it like it is Ms Jackson
Popsugar says: Janet's back in control
Dlisted says: The Photoshop Awards: Janet Jackson
Mollywood says: Hot Damn Janet Jackson

Who said it best:
There seems to be a fair amount of skepticism about possible touch ups to the cover photo, as well as Janet's diet "secrets". Haute Gossip gets right to the point:

Seriously. Do you think we're THAT stupid? Her upper body with the 5 pin bowling ball breasts is 100% Janet but from there down - come on.