African stork finally makes delivery

The story:
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had their baby by c-section on May 27, and named her Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.

Image via Tabloid Whore

The combatants:
Mollygood says: Hallelujah!!! Brangelina has multiplied, males everywhere rejoice
Tabloid Whore says: Hallelujah! Angelina Jolie gives birth
A Socialite's Life says: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt give birth to the most beautiful baby in the world
Glitterati Gossip says: Maddox & Zahara get a sister
US Weekly Online says: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt welcome baby girl
Popsugar says: Brad and Angelina have a girl!
Perez Hilton says: The baby was born!
Haute Gossip says: It's a GIRL!
Lainey's Entertainment Update says: The Family Pitt: an update
The Gilded Moose says: Vatican renames Son of God 'Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt

Who said it best:
Despite the plethora of exclamation points this story subjects us to, there was certainly several good funnies to go along with it. Hats off to Popsugar for noting the domino effect this birth will have in the media:

expect Tom and Katie to prepare to get their baby Suri pics ready for their debut.

Will Shiloh and Suri be duking it out for People magazine cover status this week?