The "LiLo's Vagina" Monologue

The story:
Brandon Davis verbally attacks Lindsay Lohan, while Paris Whoreton giggles in the background.

Image via Gallery of the Absurd

The combatants:
Dlisted says: Brandon Davis loves fire crotch
Glitterati Gossip says: Brandon Davis lashes out at Lindsay Lohan
Popsugar says: Brandon Davis blasts Lindsay Lohan
A Socialite's Life says: Brandon Davis' Lindsay Lohan diatribe
Tabloid Whore says: Brandon Davis is an evil, evil little troll
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Paris Hilton thinks her friends are funny
Defamer says: Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War
The Superficial says: Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis hate Lindsay Lohan
Perez Hilton says: Brandon Davis blows

Who said it best:
A Socialite's Life manages to come up with a fitting description of the offender:

That Brandon Davis has such a way with words. Who else but a self-involved slightly bloated wasted socialite could come up with such a clever phrase as "firecrotch."