Elton vs Britney: who will be the newest NRA spokesperson?

The story:
Elton John threw a little tantrum while presenting an award in Cannes, and declared that all the pappies should be shot.

Image via Glitterati Gossip

The combatants:
Glitterati Gossip says: Elton John spews venom at the press
The Superficial says: Elton John really hates photographers
Perez Hilton says: Elton John is the original Britney Spears
Popsugar says: Elton wants a gun
A Socialite's Life says: Elton John declares all photographers should be shot

Who said it best:
The Superficial skips the obvious jokes:

He's like Robin Williams with Tourette's, only replace the out of control body hair with flashy suits made of purple zebra skin and polka dots.