Breaking up is hard to do

The story:
Nicole Richie and DJ AM confirm that they have split up again.

Image via Gallery of the Absurd

The combatants:
Celebrity Hijinx says: It's real and it's deep
Perez Hilton says: At least she's still got her cat
Defamer says: Nicole Richie and DJ AM present semi-annual breakup announcement
Popsugar says: DJ AM and Nicole split again
Dlisted says: Is this about food, or DJ AM?
A Socialite's Life says: It really is over
Best Week Ever says: Sizzler: Nicole and DJ AM split again
Tabloid Whore says: Yep. DJ AM and Nicole confirm split

Who said it best:
A Socialite's Life had the cleverest photo, Dlisted wins the headline war, but when it comes down to all over creativity, Defamer takes it:

It's difficult to say why these two potential soulmates keep parting ways--it can be something as simple as a disagreement over whether or not to raise the kids eaters