I still hate Paris Hilton

The story:
Paris Whoreton backed into another car in a parkade and left without leaving a note for the driver of the damaged vehicle.

Image via Tabloid Whore

The combatants:
Tabloid Whore says: Paris Hilton hits cars and doesn't care about the handicapped
Best Week Ever says: Paris peels out, breaks law
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Paris Hilton is an excellent driver
The Superficial says: Paris Hilton should be in jail
Haute Gossip says: Can't any of these bitches drive?
Mollygood says: Cited for 'driving while Paris'
A Socialite's Life says: Paris Hilton hits and runs
Popsugar says: Paris hits and runs
Defamer says: Paris Hilton too rich, beautiful, to care about car she hit

Who said it best:
Popsugar puts psychic powers to use again:

I bet we’ll get some sort of statement from her publicist saying she has contacted the owner blah, blah, blah.

Check out Elliot Mintz' statement here.