But dude, I've gotta take a leak

The story:
Jeremy Piven and Stephen Dorff got into an argument outside a NY club bathroom when Dorff cut the line.

Image via Celebrity Hijinx

The combatants:
Celebrity Hijinx says: Celebrity Deathmatch 4: Jeremy Piven vs Stephan Dorff
Mollygood says: Piven and Dorff should settle this one on the four-square court
Defamer says: Entourage Season 3 sneak peak: Piven vs Dorff
Popsugar says: Jeremy Piven and Stephen Dorff act like babies
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Jeremy Piven and Stephen Dorff are mature

Who said it best:
Celebrity Hijinx comes up with another great reality show idea:

Security should've let these two go at each other as sort of a sacrificial "star" brawl in hopes that they 'd both lose.