Nice undies

The story:
Katie Holmes spent $3000 on wedding night lingerie.

The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: The mysterious behaviour of one Katie Holmes
A Socialite's Life says: Tom is looking forward to the $340 thong
Best Week Ever says: Katie blows three grand on lingerie that will ultimately be ignored
CelebNewsWire says: Katie Holmes' pricey lingerie is not useless, she swears
Defamer says: Tragically optimistic Katie Holmes buys lacy underthings for wedding night
Glitterati Gossip says: TomKat wedding watch: the lingerie details!
The Scoop says: Katie spends $3,000 on wedding lingerie
Yeeeah says: Katie Holmes buys expensive panties

Who said it best:
CelebNewsWire gets a little misty eyed for the next Mrs Cruise:

We thought there was no sadder sight in the world than the look on our niece's face when we stole her mint chocolate chip waffle cone that time we were really hungry, but were we to see Katie Holmes on her wedding night, bedecked in expensive jewel-encrusted lingerie and being talked down from a Toblerone binge by the telephone presence of Victoria Beckham while Tom squeezed in one last auditing session (Sample excerpt: "You love vaginas, Tom. They are soft and warm and give life. And you especially love the vagina of your wife, Katie, as it brought forth future Church overlord Suri. You can't wait to return to your hotel and touch it.), that would truly be heartbreaking.