Hell no, I won't go!

The story:
Anna Nicole Smith is refusing to leave the Bahamian home she claims was a gift from a former suitor.


The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Anna Nicole overstays her welcome
Defamer says: Anna Nicole Smith's darkest moments rendered darker by failure to pay electric bill
Dlisted says: I'm sure Anna didn't even notice
Glitterati Gossip says: Anna Nicole looks for a new house
TMZ says: The lights aren't on and Anna is home

Who said it best:
TMZ has ferreted out the real tragedy here:

Without warning, Anna had no juice for her hairdryer, no power to watch herself on "E.T." -- nothing.