A non-boob story about Tara Reid

The story:
Tara Reid showed up at the AFI Festival looking clean and sober.

The combatants:
Celebitchy says: Tara Reid looks great
Egotastic says: That's not Tara Reid. It can't be.
The Gilded Moose says: Breaking Tragedy: Tara Reid remotely sober and dare we say...looking good
Hollywood Tuna says: Is Tara Reid making a comeback?
I Don't Like You In That Way says: This can't be Tara Reid
Lainey Gossip says: The daily Mall Girl: Tara Reid
Mollygood says: Does Tara Reid have her sh*t together?
The Superficial says: Tara Reid cleans herself up

Who said it best:
Lainey Gossip is only partially impressed by the makeover:

And still…no matter what she does, no matter how much surgery she gets to fix the surgery, the best Tara will ever be is what I call Mall Pretty. Not Star Pretty. Not Covergirl Pretty. But Mall Pretty. Always a bit off the rack, always a little Kmart, always a bit budget, always on sale, always on discount, always at the Mall.