Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Eva looking for rumour-monger

The story:
Eva Longoria and Beyonce will not play lesbian lovers in a movie, as previously reported.

The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: Smiling as she rips Phin's heart out
A Socialite's Life says: Eva Longoria discredits lesbian rumor
CelebNewsWire says: Eva will not tip Beyonce's velvet
Defamer says: Eva Longoria dispels baseless rumor of making interesting career choice
Dlisted says: Beyonce and Eva are not dyking out anytime soon
Hollywood Rag says: Eva Longoria won't be Beyonce's lesbian lover
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Eva Longoria won't be tipping Beyonce's velvet
Popsugar says: Beyonce and Eva will not be lesbian lovers

Who said it best:
I Don't Like You In That Way doesn't really buy Longoria's righteous indignation:
The person(s) who started this "rumor" shouldn't be worried. Eva's lawyers were likely paid by her to track you down so they can send you a simple "Thank You" letter for keeping that boring and overexposed pseudo "sex symbol" on the radar.
Image via A Socialite's Life

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