Fight!

The story:
Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler got into a fist fight at Hyde.

Image via Celebrity Hijinx

The combatants:
Mollygood says: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...by Paris Hilton
The Superficial says: Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler fistfight. Seriously.
Celebitchy says: Shanna Moakler and Paris Hilton both claim to have been attacked
Celebrity Hijinx says: Celebrity Deathmatch 6: A fist vs Paris Hilton's face
Popsugar says: Paris vs Shanna
Dlisted says: Shanna Moakler deserves a Nobel Prize
A Socialite's Life says: It's Paris Hilton vs Shanna Moakler
Tabloid Whore says: Paris Hilton sucker punched by Shanna Moakler. Yes!
CelebNewsWire says: Meet the Fighters, or The Simple Fight
Lainey Gossip says: Pro-love for punched Paris

Who said it best:
CelebNewsWire reminds the combatants why fighting is not ladylike:

C'mon, ladies, if your night is going to end with multiple police reports, at least let it be over George Clooney. Or how about Adrian Grenier? He's hot. Even Colin Farrell we might understand. But a pop-punk drummer with a fauxhawk and necktoos?