100th post dedicated to the grossly inappropriate

The story:
Anna Nicole Smith married her baby-daddy / lawyer on a yacht in Nassau (according to Star), or maybe not (according to People).

Image via Dlisted

The combatants:
Defamer says: Anna Nicole Smith doesn't like to think of it as 'losing a son' so much as 'gaining a husband'
Popsugar says: Anna Nicole gets married
A Socialite's Life says: Anna marries...
Tabloid Whore says: Sweet Jesus! Anna Nicole marries Howard K. Stern! Hold up! Scratch that!
Mollygood says: Howard K. Stern really rushed Anna Nicole to the alter there, eh?
CelebNewsWire says: We now pronounce you mentally challenged Guess model and lawyer
Celebitchy says: Anna Nicole and Howard not married, it was a "commitment ceremony"
Dlisted says: Anna Nicole Smith and Howard Stern married!!!
Mandy's Mind is Gossipy says: Anna Nicole reportedly marries Lawyer
Hollywood Rag says: Anna Nicole Smith marries her lawyer

Who said it best:
CelebNewsWire has some good advice for Anna Nicole:

Far be it from us to tell people how they should mourn, but maybe some chamomile tea and a nice black one-piece would have been more appropriate.