Spit or swallow?

The story:
Nicole Richie took a bite of a hamburger.

Image via Tabloid Whore

The combatants:
Defamer says: Brave hamburger makes ultimate sacrifice in Nicole Richie image rehabilitation campaign
A Socialite's Life says: Hungry like the wolf
Tabloid Whore says: Anyone free for lunch?
Dlisted says: The joke that will never die: Nicole Richie eating!
Mollygood says: Nicole sort of remembers what eating is supposed to look like
Haute Gossip says: Nice try Nicole, I'm not buying it
The Gilded Moose says: Nicole Richie to play Mr Creosote in the 2046 version of 'The Meaning of Life'

Who said it best:
The Gilded Moose has a few words of advice for Nicole:

We don't want to step out of bounds here, but we're very concerned that your current behavior could lead to full kidney function in less than a year and who thinks that's sexy?