Her be fully loaded

The story:
Lindsay Lohan *slipped* outside a party at Milk Studios and is now reportedly suing because the sidewalk was unsafe.

Image via Haute Gossip

The combatants:
Mollygood says: Lindsay Lohan is on painkillers
A Socialite's Life says: Lindsay Lohan tells mom to 'go to hell' and fractures her wrist
Lainey Gossip says: Mama drama and the hospital...again
Haute Gossip says: Lindsay's hospitalised again
Popsugar says: Lindsay Lohan back in the hospital
Dlisted says: Blohan goes to the hospital again
Celebitchy says: Lohan ruins mom's birthday, next night is rushed to hospital
Celebrity Hijinx says: Momma's drama
CelebNewsWire says: Lohan curses mother, snaps wrist

Who said it best:
Haute Gossip gets a lesson on the legal system:

I didn't know you could sue people for getting drunk and falling on your ass (wrist). Cool.