This'll make you Screech

The story:
Dustin Diamond (aka Screech from Saved by the Bell) has his very own sex video!


The combatants:
Celebrity Hijinx says: Oh fuck
The Superficial says: Dustin Diamond has a sex tape
Defamer says: Horseman of the sex-tape apocalypse about to deliver Screech scat video
Dlisted says: Say it ain't so Mr Belding! Screech Powers has a sex tape!
Mollygood says: Screech sleeps soundly at night knowing that Zach Morris would never actually attempt the Dirty Sanchez
Best Week Ever says: Sizzler: The Dirty Screech
CelebNewsWire says: Oh Screech, oh oh oh
Celebitchy says: Screech from 'Saved by the Bell' in new amateur porn flick
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Screech is almost a porn star
Hollywood Rag says: The Dustin Diamond threesome sex tape

Who said it best:
Best Week Ever encourages you to think before you link:

Once the tape finds its inevitable home on the Internets, we’re all going to have to ask ourselves a very serious - and very important - question: will we watch it?