Ass flap

The story:
Nicole Richie showed some butt while table dancing at Area.


The combatants:
The Superficial says: Nicole Richie flashes her panties
Egotastic says: Nicole Richie upskirt saved by underwear
A Socialite's Life says: It's not Paris
Mollygood says: Name that. Ass Flapjack
CelebNewsWire says: Nicole Richie shocker: Ass fat!
Dlisted says: Get off the damn table!!

Who said it best:
CelebNewsWire must have read my mind:

We are shocked that Nicole Richie has enough body fat to fashion a cushion in the assal area.