Do you wanna be my mother?

The story:
Eddie Murphy and Scary Spice are expecting a baby.


The combatants:
The Superficial says: Scary Spice is pregnant with Eddie Murphy's child
A Socialite's Life says: Scary and Donkey have a baby on board
Tabloid Whore says: Eddie Murphy knocks up Scary Spice
CelebNewsWire says: Spice up your womb
TMZ.com says: Scary Spice pregnant with Eddie Murphy's baby
Hollywood Rag says: Eddie Murphy and Mel B might have twins

Who said it best:
CelebNewsWire has discovered the master plan behind this latest celeb pregnancy:

We think we've figured out The Spice Girls' evil plan: to take the pop world by storm in fifteen to twenty years with Spice Kids. It'll be just like The Osmond Boys, only with five scary stage moms instead of just Marie. Look for offspring from Sporty and Baby, TK fall '07.

Image via Hollywood Rag