Straight to video--again

The story:
Paris Hilton is ashamed of her new movie.


The combatants:
The Superficial says: Paris Hilton is a huge star
Popsugar says: Is Paris going straight to video again?
A Socialite's Life says: Paris lets loose another stinker
Celebitchy says: Paris ruins movies and men's careers
Dlisted says: Parasite Hilton is one big flop
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Paris Hilton is too good
Hollywood Rag says: Paris Hilton would rather party

Who said it best:
A Socialite's Life wonders where the capacity for shame came from:

All of a sudden she thinks she's too good for shitty movies? That's like her signature style. It would be like if all of a sudden Robert De Niro decided never to do another mafioso role again. Unnatural, I tell you.

Image via Dlisted